In Kanto on a fine, warm morning, a house was standing there on the side of the road. Eventually, Dean just slapped him, and the foot-drumming stopped, but Gabriel started to cry about how nobody loved him, and why was Dean such a bitch, and could he have a hug from Sammy, please? Yes, the Toa of Earth and locustlike Makuta. There's also a brief moment in one of the Twilight sporkings where Sands gropes Dean Winchester's ass and likes it quite a lot Dean is squicked. The main characters are played by Sean Connery and Catherine Zeta-Jones. My other excuse for the… thing behind the cut would be that I had way too much chocolate before writing it. Just then the chateau exploded, and the ground shook.
Granted, he did steal their clothes beforehand so he could sneak by security. Whether they're popular, heartbreaking, innovative, or just plain entertaining, here's what you should be reading! I recommend taking a bath. Day Thread Description Monday Excerpt Extravaganza New Thread Share lines from fic you liked, yours or other people's. And Monazite, the cyborg Sableye. Also, so that, if you do not feel like reading something depressing, you can come and find something that is interesting and enjoyable, if a little bizarre. Title: Author: Summary: Meet Draco Malfoy--a teenage Slytherin who is certain he would have all the answers if he could: a.
The terrible team rocket trio saw something flying overhead. No matter how daunting the Muggle world might be for the teachers, it isn't capable of being worse than the students themselves! I thought you'd know better by now since your battle with Lenora. I ran the numbers on this, trust me. I have costumes of every living being in the entire universe. Suspend all eating and drinking activities for a window of approximately five minutes pre- and post-viewing in order to protect the sanitation of your computer keyboard.
I tried using English jokes and puns. If anyone needs their mouth pooped in, it would be Brock's, but if we could, then it would mean being able to go in the bathroom, making the whole venture pointless. Fortunately with Greebo in human form. I think referring to game mechanics can work if done slyly and worded in a way that is natural and makes sense in the world. Alluded to canonically , with the pair being Marzipan x The Cheat.
Eggman's robots bent on revenge against the doc, and Blaze the Cat is a princess from a dimension on turmoil with no time for romance. The author writes an incredibly in-character Voldemort it's almost like the graveyard scene from GoF and navigates spectacularly around the problem of Pikachu having a one-word vocabulary. You expected to gain some time before the mysterious Guzma whose name is written on your skin waltzed into your life but, clearly, the universe had other plans. The author purposely tried to squeeze ever possible perversion into this fic, to great comic effect. Sunday Sunday Fun Day Special thread: fanart, memes, fanvids, etc. Her usual seat was covered in glue, and the only other seat available was next to Madison. She spit whatever it was out.
The twerps were coming their way. To her satisfaction, the thugs backed away from her when she reappeared. Don't forget to claim your rewards in time. Once going in, he didn't have all the other bathrooms ban him. Rating: R for language Additional Warnings: Character death.
Now he sat on the bar drumming his feet loudly on the counter. Would you like to join him? This one was a little difficult to fit into my genre system, but I think it probably belongs here, since there's a good deal of fandom parody going on. Title: Author: Summary: A humorous look at what would happen if the spirit world tried to teach Severus Snape about the meaning of Christmas, and he refused to cooperate. Title: Author: Nimori Summary: Some boxes, once opened, are impossible to shut. James was too freaked out to move at all.
For the next ten minutes, Castiel was quiet. He was interrupted by a particularly high-pitched shriek from Castiel that was probably supposed to be a note. Unfortunately, I can no longer find it on where I once read it. It contains hot pictures of Robert Pattinson, hilarious captions, my man Dan Radcliffe, wands, and Teh Gay. I just want you to stop arranging Remus's love life. Title: Author: Summary: Remus gets an orgy to pay him back for all the shit he goes through in canon. And now the story about the Village of Pokemon will begin.
It's more then likely , which to be fair. Funnily enough, someone just happened to like one of my posts within that thread, which is how I found it I hadn't intended to go looking. Taylor noted there was only a minute left to get to school. Taylor threw on her clothes for school, in her rush almost forgetting about the dread of having to see Emma and Sophia again that day. I have to empty my bodily waste into her mouth. The sun was low in the sky as Taylor walked back home.
I think you've been punished enough. Stitching the team back together after everyone is separated is difficult, and for one Paladin rescue wouldn't be coming for a very long time. Fic of the Week Crack! Bizarro Iris became wide eyed. There is something to be said for a ripe and vibrant world brimming with exotic life around every corner. The names of those Guardians are unknown to the human world but legend says that they will come to the aid of those pokemon who call for them.