The anti-war episode and so much more. There's a planet of deer, a planet of Asians, and so on! Butters meets a girl who seems interested in him. Why doesn't somebody stop them? Have any of you seen our son? Archived from on January 13, 2012. Gary: Look, maybe us Mormons do believe in crazy stories that make absolutely no sense. Cartman: I don't want to be in your crappy band, guys.
South Park is an instant classic and a great time to be had by all. Episode Air Date Episode Name 1 Mar 19, 2003 2 Mar 26, 2003 3 Apr 02, 2003 4 Apr 09, 2003 5 Apr 16, 2003 6 Apr 23, 2003 7 Apr 30, 2003 8 Oct 22, 2003 9 Oct 29, 2003 10 Nov 05, 2003 11 Nov 12, 2003 12 Nov 19, 2003 13 Dec 03, 2003 14 Dec 10, 2003 15 Dec 17, 2003 Special Jun 03, 2003 Special Jun 03, 2003. It's a pretty classic season for the show, with the Jennifer Lopez, Casa Bonita, and Mormons episodes. The supporting cast about South Park is also stellular. Mexican Guy: Yeah, me too. Archived from on April 12, 2017.
Mime: I think you'd understand. Stan: What the heck are they doing now? All I ever did was try to be your friend, Stan, but you're so high and mighty you couldn't look past my religion and just be my friend back. Archived from on November 8, 2010. Cruise then pops out and closes the door. Kyle: That isn't being nice, that's just putting on a nice sweater. Kyle: Yeah screw him let's go. Kyle's Mom: Yes, Eric Cartman is with us.
Kyle: That's what I wanted to hear from all along. Featured in the 2005 documentary. Jimbo: Hey, now that's not true. I just don't want to die. Archived from on July 9, 2015. No, needs complex irony and subtle farcical twists that seem macabre to you and me.
Mime: You cannot pass through French Canada unless you take that phone call! He has passed a new law forbidding us French Canadians to drink wine! You know that feeling when you take a huge dump? Archived from on November 5, 2017. Dawson: One more slip-up like that and I'll have your badges! They'll be here in less than a minute. Tuong: Oh boy, some business! Sergeant Yates: Man must learn to think of these horrible outcomes before he acts selfishly or else--I fear--recording artists will be forever doomed to a life of only semi-luxury. Cartman: Uh oh, the jilted lover returns! Cartman: Well now you're going to get it, motherboard! Cartman: You were supposed to kick his ass, not lick his butt hole! Info: Parker and Stone, who met in college, developed the show from two animated shorts they created in 1992 and 1995. Token: I'm getting sick of your stereotypes.
The show remains Comedy Central's highest rated program and second-longest-running, behind. We're not like them, all right?! Stan: I think old people should have rights, grandpa. Jennifer Lopez: I ain't from no Mexico! Lifting plot and scenes off of the episode Cartman Gets an Anal Probe, the boys soon learn that Earth is actually a reality show for aliens as they use humans as their main perspectives and they decide to attempt to save it from cancellation. Grandpa Marsh: Now my son is going to talk to me like I'm 12! All Crab People: Crab People! He sure has screwed up things for Newfoundland. Skeeter: We want to thank our guests, the pro-war people and the anti-war people.
Goth Kid: If you want to be one of the nonconformists, all you have to do is dress just like us and listen to the same music we do. Cartman: Look, I don't care what you guys believe. Archived from on October 29, 2007. Cartman: I don't idolize you anymore, asshole! Cartman: Go kick his ass, Stan! We're just going to have to kill Kyle. The truth is, I don't care if Joseph Smith made it all up. Archived from on November 6, 2010.
Cartman: I have never been a dick to you! Who needs to apologize, hmm? It's safe to say Stan, Kyle, Cartman, and Kenny are staying out of this one. Joozian 1: Yeah, a show should never go past a hundred episodes, or else it starts to get stale with ridiculously stupid plotlines and settings. Who were you protecting yourself from, Officer Barbrady? All that we can hope for is that got his good laugh and a tragedy such as this will never happen again. That's right, you and me, right now; we're having it out! The whole country was devastated by the cola wars. The story revolves around four boys—, , , and —and their bizarre adventures in and around the eponymous Colorado town.
I guess it's kind of possible-- Cartman: Ha ha ha! Stan: Yeah, Dad, we're just rehearsing our band. You want to go to Casa Bonita with us? Kyle: Come on, dude, somebody needs to wipe that buckskin smirk off his face. The Native Americans put it in the blankets they gave us. Because what the church teaches now is loving your family, being nice and helping people. Rick, the Proud Canadian Mountie: Alright boys, prepare yourselves. Now I think you owe Mr.
Cartman as Jennifer Lopez : You can suck my culo, chica! Kyles Mom and Dad, Cartman's Mother, Butters, Timmy! Joozian 2: Oh God, we did suck each others's wagons! I can never beat Kyle now! Gerald: The answer is no, Kyle. I laughed until I cried on that one. Rick, the Proud Canadian Mountie: It's okay, boys. Archived from on November 6, 2010. Harry Gints: It was a tough time for us. Cartman as Jennifer Lopez : Hennifer Lopez. Dawson: What the heck is the problem here?! Stan: No, come on dad! Stan: You people just got greedy, like the Native Americans! Kyle: I know you don't.