Lepezu likova predvode regionalni menadžer Michael Scott Steve Carell , koji za sebe misli da je najbolji, najvoljeniji i najsmješniji šef na svijetu. You are out of your damn little pea-sized mind. Come on, give me something good! Five, four, three, two Do it. So I'm thinking as a reward for our loyal clients that we contact their assistants and we find out where they live. We're gonna have a little brainstorming session in the conference room.
I will need you to act like I am firing him. I'm not feeling very well right now, though. So thank you for that. What about a cat eating man food? If you had any friends, you would understand. This gives me full authority over every single person in the office. My stomach hurts, so I may be going home early today. I always appreciate constructive criticism about my job performance.
I don't Once in a lifetime opportunity, people. Pam's forced to wear old glasses instead of her contacts. That's where if somebody really gets in your face, you know, just start tickling them. Stanley Hudson, you are fired. I am not going to apologize to you. Do you have any sense at all? What is wrong with you? Just what I'm going to do is I'm going to pretend that I'm firing him.
I'm going to grab a glass of water. Some idiot named Mark Greg Sputnik will claim credit for it. I know how you spend your time here. Michael, you could put your initials in it. We are here today not to immortalize a man, but an idea. Michael, I've know you a very long time.
Then do you mind explaining it a little better? Release: May 1, 2008 Cast: Steve Carell, Rainn Wilson, John Krasinski, Jenna Fischer, B. You meet a lot of ladies driving an Xterra, because you pull up to a stop light and look over and there's an Xterra next to you, they're always driven by chicks. You are a professional idiot Hey, stop it! I'd say all the goofing around at Pam's desk and hanging out with Pam has finally caught up to him. Wet cement outside, it's drying fast. What are you talking about? Well, you know, Stanley was openly insubordinate.
What the hell is this all about? And he starts tickling you. If you, Pamela Morgan Beesly Don't, don't. Stanley, may I talk to you for a second? I see that you gave me that form that I asked you to give me, Stanley the manly. And honestly, if you spent as much time selling as you do goofing around with Dwight and hanging out at reception, we wouldn't be having this conversation. What if we changed our outgoing answering machine message so it just had a little more zing and a little more pep? So I am now going to fake fire him. Why don't they just make the plane out of the airline food? Before you know it, you've forgotten the whole thing.
Well, see in the gang world, we use something called fluffy fingers. What about if we did an even newer voicemail message that had even more zing and pep? Come on, great, let's hear it! You know what would energize me? Oh, what's Dwight up to? Take my hand, and leave 'em and let's get out of here. Who are we talking about here? And that I forgive you for. I don't get no respect. Pam clearly has just given up trying. I don't understand why you keep picking on me.
Force it in as deep as you can. Do you have any idea how to run an office? So there's your ice breaker. This is nothing to do with that, all right? Oh, we were just talking about bureaucratic stuff. Andy and Angela seem very happy. Come on, Stanley, put your little game down - and join the group. I'd also like to see her topless. In one corner, you have Michael, and he is mad.